A'Musing Mondays: Onward Surgical robots!

Up shitz creek w/o a rectum🤖

Never in my wildest dreams did I anticipate these words being written on “paper” in regards to my health care.

1. I love how they have softened the sharp points by using the term “during your stay.” Like my hospital visit has been organized by Julie, the Love Boat Activities Director.

2. Robotic??? Robots are going to be hanging out for a resection in my rectum? I hope “Low” doesn’t mean depressed, but I guess that would be better than robots all cracked up on … wait, what do robots get cracked up on?

3. Resection??? Taking out part of the rectum and a foot of colon and then hooking it all back up? I can’t even get my head around that concept.

4. On the 8th, I have an appointment with “The Awesome Ostomy Team” at the wound care clinic for a stoma marking. No, really- “The Awesome Ostomy Team”- that’s on their answering machine. I can’t wait to meet them.

Thank god, my surgeon blasts 90’s alt-rock during surgery. I just hope the robots don’t have any objections to 90’s alt-rock or I might be up shitz creek w/o a rectum🤖

Love ya!

Jenni

PS: All kinds of love gifts are welcome at this time:)